It all started because I forgot to take my
blood pressure pills and vitamins Monday
morning.
What started? I don't know what she's talking
about. I was just entertaining myself.
I went home during my prep because I
left my pills and vitamins on the counter.
The last time I did that, Chloe got the bottle
off the counter and got the lid off.
Thankfully, she didn't eat any of the pills,
but I found the bottle and the pills on her
blanket, just outside of her kennel. I was
worried she'd do it again, so I went home.
Really, shouldn't she have to warn me when
she's coming home early? I mean, when do
I get a little privacy in this place?
I walked into the house. The first thing
I saw were chewed up kleenex on the rug.
Great. She's gotten into the bathroom
garbage. At least there wasn't a huge mess.
Maybe I'll pretend to be asleep. If I don't come
out of my kennel, she won't yell at me.
And then, I saw the kitchen.
Geez, oh geez, oh geez. I think she noticed the
kitchen. I promise Santa. I was going to clean
up my mess. Really I was. She just came home
too early!
What a mess! Garbage all over. You
couldn't even see the floor. Yogurt cups,
butter wrappers, plastic containers, and
coffee grounds. Everywhere. It was
everywhere...
I was a little bored after they both left. and I
haven't gotten much exercise lately.
I just smelled something soooo good in the can.
It was driving me crazy, so I had to find out
what it was. And I didn't finish supper last night,
so I was kinda hungry. And, well, I love yogurt. And
then there was a hamburger wrapper and some
bread and....well, you get it. One thing led to another.
And Chloe? The barker? The snoopy one
who greets everyone at the door. She didn't
get out of her kennel. She lay there with her head
hanging over the door frame of her kennel, looking out
from under her eyebrows...
They yell at me all the time for barking
in the house , and now she's mad because
I DIDN'T bark in the house. Jeesh. You
just can't please some people.
I start picking up the big pieces of garbage
(Remember, I was just running home for a
few minutes. It's my PREP time.) Guess
who slinks out of her kennel?
She wasn't yelling. In fact, she was
kind of smiling. I thought it was safe.
Butt wagging, smiling and so glad to see
me. It was hard to be mad.
Puppy dog eyes. Gets her every time.